letmelarryyou:

Finishing off your man like

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"I hope you kiss me really hard when I see you."

Unknown (via teenageblog)

(Source: crazysexykhool)

paramoreupdates:

Live on Late Night With Seth Meyers - 2014 April 23
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"Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone."

(via heyh8r)

(Source: hannibal914)

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver)